Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

nice snatch

when someone catches something out of the air . Opposite of saying Kobe

"Nice snatch!"
"Thanks!"

by livhenny January 25, 2023

Snatch snot

The slimy snot-like secretions or discharge of a woman's vagina.

I suddenly felt "not so fresh" so I went to the restroom to check & low & behold there was a big glob of snatch snot in my panties.

by Allie101977 January 28, 2023

Wig Snatching

The act of pulling people's wigs off their heads, embarrassing them in the process.

I didn't know I'd see some wig Snatching in school today. Damn!

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK January 28, 2023

Snatch crackle and pop

Eating cereal and milk out of a girls vagina.

“My girl let me snatch crackle and pop last night”

by 5n4tch December 15, 2022

Snatch crackle and pop

When you eat milk and cereal out of a girls vagina.

“We have just enough cereal to snatch crackle and pop tonight”

by 5n4tch December 15, 2022

Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that’s when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter November 21, 2023