mike cruz

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags

I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair

by BDBB126 June 18, 2018

Mike Scro

A sexy guy that sometimes lies but is so amazing in bed you won't care.

This guy I'm dating is such a Mike Scro

by Phoenix SC July 16, 2017

mike beffel

Faggot

Don't be a mike beffel

by Mike beffel September 14, 2016

mike curtis

an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit

Mike Curtis: babe suck my dick
Me: no babe not rn
Mike Curtis:*slaps u in the face*

by queenmami July 20, 2016

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

The Magic mike

The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever

Huh, you want the magic mike ? Yeah thats what i thought

by Deletusfeetus December 2, 2019

Mike Hike

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020