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Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
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Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts
Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018
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Vanilla Unicorn

A word to describe how Benny is sexually vanilla
Use Vanilla Unicorn in any way you want when describing Benny
by Yhournumberonefan December 3, 2019
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Upside-down Unicorn

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back
You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!
by sex vocab May 21, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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unicorn

A twink with a dick that’ll send you over the rainbow
Many a top has fallen victim to the deceptive and elusive unicorn.
by auraquarius May 27, 2022
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