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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

by Yhournumberonefan December 3, 2019

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back
You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!
by sex vocab May 21, 2022

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

by auraquarius May 27, 2022
