Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees
Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine
by JAYmist January 22, 2019
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Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”
Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.
by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017
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Kneeing

Kneeing is described as being touched by a knee, usually while being touched, or feeling different with the knee. Kneeing can cause horny or sexual attractions
“Kneeing is simple
by Cole Andrews July 08, 2022
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virgin knees

knees that havent been used to kneel and give head
hey, sheilas got virgin knees. you wanna invite her over?
by evassssssss February 01, 2021
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Whore Knee

The grazes you get on your knee's after having sex.
"How much dick did you take to get those whore knees??"

"Look at that whore knee, she must be a slut"
by Jettatura March 12, 2017
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Re-Knee

a crazy person who usually looks like a sexy monkey eating a banana while jumping up & down saying "squa" i think thats how its spelled. ohh and she loves girls. she just doesnt know it yet. :p
An ape throwing bananas oh wait its re-knee.
by Chris-tay October 08, 2008
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Connor "Unc" Knee

Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024
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