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Chur-key

Native American tribe that half of the crackers in the southern United States claim to be descended from.
"My daddy was a full blooded Chur-key injun"
by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025
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key obidient

A person of no known electoral value who moves on the ranks within the obidence cult due to the level of vulgarity he or she can spew online to become the lead rascal of the sect.
You_suf is on an aggressive exercise to identify and recruit key obidients for the next elections.
by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024
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Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key
Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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Key Hole

Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key
Jacob: Hey! Nate wanna see how to do the Key Hole?”
Nate: “Sure”
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024
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Peeling Keys

by DeLaCrooze April 25, 2019
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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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by Table 278 YT February 16, 2023
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