That's what guns are for!

A phrase used when the situation at hand seems hopeless, or mind bogglingly silly. Usually, a nice threat with a gun would work really well there.

"I need really need an invitation to the party..."
"That's what GUNS are for!"

by Manave Eru Sulanul January 23, 2007

tatsu

crazy behavior that may not seem like a good idea at first, but in retrospect, was a pretty good idea indeed

"That was pretty TATSU of us to ride that rollercoaster without checking to make sure we didnt exceed the height limit, cause my head almost got chopped off in that tunnel."

"Last night was so TATSU when we broke all the stuff in the hotel but ended up ghetto rigging it to avoid catastrophic fees."

by kctheking September 9, 2011

That's what she said

A term often used when a sexual inuendo could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke

"My god, its huge!"
"That's what she said."

by Paddy92 March 16, 2007

that's my word

used to reinforce a statement as being factual

possibly a derivitive of "my word is my bond"

Person 1: Ewww, stay away from that one, she's a skank-ass bitch.

Person 2: No shit?

Person 1: That's my word!

by insanemilkman April 13, 2004

That's just how I roll.

A comeback for when someone questions your style, taste, or decision making. It can be used when the actual reason is too embarrassing to admit, would cause you to lose street cred, or you dont know why and want the other person to shut up.

Why are you going to see Bareback Mountain? Dude, that's just how I roll.
Why are you wearing a shirt with an amusing slogan, a trendy blazer, 300 dollar ripped jeans, and haven't shaved in a week? That's just how I roll.
Why are you ignoring me? That's just how I roll.

by cdeegee July 21, 2008

That's tough

that's tough

*falls down* "that's tough"

by Lamb_Sauce February 2, 2018

ThatsPhucked.com

The Home Of The Most Muffed Up Shit Ever.
2 Girls 1 Cup, Pain Olympics, Midget Sex, Girl Fingerpaints, 1 Guy 1 Blender, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

Bill: Hey, Did You Go ThatsPhucked.com Last Night.
Ben: No
Bill: Go On It Now
Ben: K, I'll Watch This.
(Turns On Pain Olympics)
Bill: Uh-Oh
Ben: Arghhhhhh, OH MY GOD IT'S OUT OF THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!

by xXPrivateCabooseXx May 1, 2009