Average-tastic

(verbs) Anything that would be considered average by the people at My Life is Average. Typically things involving dinosaurs, ninjas, crayons, or zombies, or things along those lines.

I had a Disney coloring book, and I colored it all in. Then I ate some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. It was a pretty average-tastic afternoon.

by Turtles are awesome November 5, 2010

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testicular cancer

According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.

But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive

by Daughter of Set July 6, 2006

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testicle

Colorful frozen confection on a stick made from semen

"Gimme a hot dog and two testicles to go"

by Dick Fondla April 28, 2003

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testicular rubbing

When one places there hands upon there testicals to arouse the whole penis.. in other words.. YOU GOT A WOODY BEEZY

I was watching star wars episode 3 and i said "this is worse then a testicular rubbing from a midget" then my friend tim walked up and started rubbing my nuts and said "your a dork for watching star wars!"

by Grembline Spear May 23, 2005

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