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talking bollocks

1. Lying

2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.

3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.

2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.

3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
by derangedvet August 24, 2022
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Floss Talk

To elaborately flaunt ones achievements, usually to belittle an adversary.
"Ah nigga, you finally decided to come on the field with the Range Rover, that's cool, you'll like it, I traded mine in for the Ferrari last summer."

"Damn, you aint have to hit me with the floss talk pimpin."
by Tha Game Warden August 13, 2009
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Talk-hole

Shut your talk-hole!
by ZestySauce December 16, 2020
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Barber Talk

When someone is talking a load of nonsense.
That's a load of Barber Talk
by CoasterNemo January 20, 2020
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Ali is talking

Usually, when Ali is talking, everyone mutes him.
Ali: *talk*
Everyone: Ali is talking, *mutes him*
by ImNotJuiceWRLD April 9, 2022
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horny talking

Guy: I want to F**k your feet

Girl: you must be horny talking
by Mr. Oh Louwd Florida July 10, 2018
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Scribble talk

Mumbling, speaking in a way that makes it difficult for the person listening to understand, pseudo English.
What did that guy just say? I don’t know, he was scribble talking.
by Wootwoot September 19, 2018
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