Persian rug stomper

You take a shot before going down on a woman, spitting the alcohol on her pubes. Light her bush on fire and stomp it out

"Yo why is your girl limping so hard?"
"She got a Persian Rug Stomper last night"

by J_Robn September 24, 2025

West Texas Willie Stomp

To be completely ahead and then lose in spectacular fashion.

James had 3 of of kind but got West Texas Willie Stomped by a flush on the river.

by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025

Duval grape stomp

When you drop a duece in the shower and stomp it through the drain to get rid of it.

My girlfriend got in the shower so I did a Duval grape stomp to impress ber

by Duval grape stomp November 28, 2025

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024