tijuana special

When you go to Mexico for business but you end up spending the night with an underaged daughter of a local.

We lost the Hernandez account when Steve went off and had the tijuana special.

by B. Dick Johnson January 11, 2017

The Laskowski Special

A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.

Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.

by Renascent October 3, 2021

special sock

A sock which is used to ejaculate in. This sock is usally hidden somewhere since the owner doesnt want it to be found. Special socks go hard and crusty after the semen dries.

Yo bro did u hide ur special sock yet?
Yeah bro no one is going to find it

by Ballsucker Nr.69 February 24, 2022

The Special Goodness

The side band of the drummer of Weezer-Pat Wilson and the drummer of Offspring-Atom Willard.

Their latest cd was titled "Land, Air, Sea" and was amazing!

Pat plays the guitar and sings, while Atom plays the drums, and at the moment Scott Shriner (bassist of Weezer) is filling in on bass.

guy: hey, are you a weezer fan?
girl: oh yeah totally!
guy: yeah! how do you like pat's side band-The Special Goodness?
girl:pat...pat who? Huh?
guy: the drummer of weezer's side band is called the special goodness.
girl: oh...nope. wanna make out though?
guy: psshhh you n00b! no way

by Becca December 13, 2004

carnivore special

When a male/female grinds up beef, poultry or fish then places it on ones vagina. They will now announce "Mmmmmmm chalupa!"

That girl had the biggest "O" face while i was giving her a carnivore special.

by Bert Goo March 20, 2003

paperbag special

A girl thats ugly (and should hence wear a paper bag on her head to hide her face), but is good for sex

Have you seen Jims new girlfriend? She's a paperbag special.

by d July 16, 2003

Special K

The cereal that is also an MC

Yo dawg, I got the new Special K!

What, the girly cereal for fat white prudes?

Naw dawg, the hot new album!

by TreeWeezel May 13, 2011