sexy son

A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.

(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)

You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there.

Damn, you are the sexiest son I have ever laid my eyes on.

by ASexySon June 4, 2022

Son

a) A male offspring of a human.
b) An East Coast slang for friend/homie.
c) (in Japanese) a slang for penis.

a) my son is all big now.
b) wassup, son?
c) My son's growing hard.

by dual-language-man July 14, 2019

Son of a Glitch

A person so shitty you can't even blame it on their parents, but on a glitch in the matrix

Why would you do that you son of a Glitch !!

by Bluepilot September 2, 2022

John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

ur son mitochondria

THE GOD OF INSULTS

*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 May 11, 2018

Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.

ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son

by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020

GODs Son Game

the son of GOD plays a game asking his FATHER GOD who is ALLPHA-OMNI AMAZING AMAZINGLLY ASTOUNDING ASTOUNDINGLLY ABSOLUTELY ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTILLY ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL to change people into the opposite sex and change someone else into who they use to look like and see if they would date their self, and he's having a hard time finding someone who would date their self.... its mind blowing seeing the results and actions.

GODs Son Game is such a fun game with my FATHER GOD

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 2, 2022