soft as charmin

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.
by soft as charmin May 02, 2022
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Soft Single

Soft Single is a noun describing the point in time when one is beginning to date multiple people casually, but is not in a committed relationship. This is as opposed to Hard Single, where one has no chance of a mate in the near future.
Rebecca Morin has a coffee date #softsingle. or Becca is so soft single it's not even funny.
by Anna Jeff February 04, 2014
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soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.
I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.
by belairjeff December 10, 2022
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When a white man beats a woman of or knocks her up and leaves.
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Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.
by Alien top hat October 12, 2020
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Andover Soft Plug

An Anti-Safety device used in historical steam engines, allowing for the elimination of the traditional fusible plug, for the operation of a boiler with less water than conventionaly allowed.
Dat Tweedy Wun Fiddy musta been running a Andover Soft Plug last week because I swear there wasn't a drop of water in the glass.
by ADENGINEER October 16, 2022
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Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment
He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?
by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019
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Soft Fan

A fan who doesn’t have a team but cheers for the one closest to him
Gary is a soft fan dude likes the San Jose sharks but he’s from Portland.
by OOJack91 January 31, 2021
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