Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020
Get the National Joshah shoot your shot already daymug. Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
by ribetab January 11, 2011
Get the I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!mug. Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021
Get the Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right nowmug. Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
Get the Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!mug. whats good my geiser aint see ya in a type minute lets shoot the twos .
tryna shoot the twos and catch up my nigga ?
she was blowin my line to come home early i thought she found out bout my side piece . she dont know yet werr just shootin the twos
tryna shoot the twos and catch up my nigga ?
she was blowin my line to come home early i thought she found out bout my side piece . she dont know yet werr just shootin the twos
by shermpharaoh December 18, 2018
Get the shoot the twosmug. If people figuratively shoot from the hip, it means they say what they think without mincing words. When speakers shoot from the hip, they keep people off-balance, so to speak.
chenrong.hubpages.com
chenrong.hubpages.com
These academic advisers are a polar opposite of the Dean of the Law Faculty who is analytical, intentioned and deliberative. These advisers shoot from the hip when talking without mincing their words. They keep people off-balance when saying what comes to mind.
directly frankly impromptu
directly frankly impromptu
by chenrong January 8, 2017
Get the shoot from the hipmug. Hoeto Shoot Photo shoot with the intention of making that Shmoney. Also known as a La Quinta Glamour Shoot.
My add is late af.. BBy, Time for a Hoeto Shoot. I’ll call the front desk and ask to move to a new cleaner room!
by Quelarr September 14, 2018
Get the Hoeto Shootmug.