When you’re S/O’s friend’s monitor everything you do/ have done just for the sole reason to report it to your partner to attempt to cause issues with your relationship
Damn nigga get your relationship warrior ass
friends and tell them to go somewhere. They're
causing unnecessary issues for us.
friends and tell them to go somewhere. They're
causing unnecessary issues for us.
by John_Wick_slayer69 August 27, 2022
Get the Relationship Warriormug. A romantic, sexual, or other intimate relationship where both individuals are conscious of and actively engage with social justice matters, and power dynamics within their relationship.
Mark: “They pride themselves on having a woke relationship where they regularly discuss how social issues impact their interactions and make conscious efforts to create equality by combatting implicit biases.”
by dazzletune March 17, 2025
Get the woke relationshipmug. Being comfortable enough to fart infront of each other dig in your nose or even be yourself. Being best friends not taking anything to heart because you weird and cool like that knowing you love each other. Talking crap for hours on end all day all night about how they see things just trying to know more about that person how they perseve life . Knowing they will be there if things get bad someone to laugh with cry with and build momorys with.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 22, 2020
Get the Comfie relationshipmug. Da simbaotic relationship dat our likeable "hero from Down Under" had cultivated wif da carnivorous circus-animals surely proved useful in freeing his wife and capturing da criminals.
by QuacksO July 5, 2021
Get the simbaotic relationshipmug. Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."
Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"
Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."
Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"
Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"
Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."
Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."
Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"
Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."
Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"
Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"
Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."
Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."
Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2023
Get the Relationship Advicemug. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupSmug. A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
Get the Open relationshipmug.