Perfect relationship

Anytime two people can be together infinitely and never get bored or angry and constantly want to see each other. This is the best feeling in the world. If you have it. Never ruin it.

Wow! Cody and Mackenzie have the most perfect relationship ever.

by Mymomhasabiggerdickthanyou May 24, 2018

Speed relationshippin

Is when you go thru a relationship with all stages and levels but it only lasts 4-6 weeks. That includes, meeting, first date, first sex, going out for dinner, bike rides etc . And all of a sudden the end is coming with arguments which leads into 'we need a break' forever. My roomate did that already twice this year and after celebrating New Years together with His GF, it was over without any particular reason.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.

Is he speed relationshipping again?

Theyre speed relationshipping

by Uberfraulein June 2, 2018

New Relationship Five

When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.

Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.

by Dilly Bob Thorton June 15, 2018

Pitty relationship

When a person only dates someone because they feel bad for them

Ary and mr president are in a pitty relationship because arys uncle killed mr president

by Jacquelin kennedy Onassis June 18, 2018

Pedogaycycle relationship

A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling

Call the police! My son has a pedogaycycle relationship with Jan Inge!

by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018

unlocked relationship

Like an open relationship but where you don't really encourage infidelity but you never make a big deal over it someone cheats.

I really don't like my girl doing other guys but since she's so awesome I'm going to keep it an unlocked relationship.

by ApricotFields February 8, 2019

seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively

Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship

by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020