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Perception puppy

Someone who lives inside a bubble of privilege. They've never faced any type of cultural push back because they fit perfectly into society's norms. They typically don't ever think for themselves and just go along with popular opinion because popular opinion always benefits them.
Wow! "Lauren" and "Luke" are each such a perception puppy; they never understand the corruption around them because it never negatively impacts their day to day.
by Arkantose April 11, 2023
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Jawless Puppy

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Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023
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Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.
I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.
by Olive Lover May 6, 2023
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Swamp puppy

A non-aggressive American alligator or crocodile, often found in the Everglades. Swamp puppies are usually found in the water, swimming around, chilling below the surface, and being peaceful lizard bois.
Hey guys, I’m in the Florida Everglades and I just found this huge swamp puppy. Isn’t he cute?”
by soda drink December 12, 2023
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screaming puppy

The kind of person who sets alarms to wake them ion the middle of the night so that they can spend iTunes vouchers in idle games.
Damm that’s one screaming puppy
by Echgoddess December 14, 2022
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Hush Puppies

When a person sends their titty pics to another person on the down low.
"I feel kind of bad, but take a look at this - Tom's wife sent me some hush puppies!"
by johnsonbig January 7, 2023
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puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
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