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if there's grass on the pitch you can play 

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.
Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
Related Words

pinky play 

A sexual act characterized by strong use of the pinky finger(s) during foreplay and sex. See also finger banging.
She was woken up in the middle of the night by her partner to intense, sensual pinky play.
OR
All her friends called her a slut because she enjoyed pinky play by the highest bidder.
pinky play by -TroutFarmer69 March 8, 2015

Four Point Play 

The act of completing a piss, dump, puke, and cumshot in a public or non-public location.
Guy 1: Some guy just pulled off a four point play in the bathroom of the airplane.

Guy 2: He definitely just joined the mile high club.
Four Point Play by Commish88 December 20, 2010

bunny play 

where someone is an age regressor or alart of tge ddlg/cgl community and like to pretend they’re an animal in this case a bunny, which is shy,caring loving, smol
omg she/he is so smol like a bunny :bunny play
bunny play by marfui April 23, 2018

while i play unfitting music 

a internet phenomena caused by, idk, maybe some bored kiddies... anyway! it goes like this:

1) get some stupit, annoing music file

2) get a funny video (anime or somthing from a movie or stuff from a video game...)

3) act like a noob and use windows moviemake or iMovie to cut out a little part of the file and copy it very often. make it look like an endless loop.

4) add the gayass music. (if it fits the video take another one)

5) upload this to youtube and call it "(WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR VIDEO) WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC".
yes, you need caps!

and you're done! another retarded "WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC"-video.
look forward to coments like this:

"LMFAOWROFLOLAPMP!!!!!!!!"
"fitting ಠ_ಠ"
"lolololololololoolololololollo lol"
"PS TRIPLE"
"fuck that! ɔıƃɐɯ ǝןƃooƃ 'puǝıɹɟ ʎɯ ɔıƃɐɯ ǝןƃooƃ"
kid1: hey man, everybody makes his own "WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC VIDEO"! lets make some too ok?

kid2: ok xD

kid with brain: wow -.- im off

We play no games 

If some one is up in your business tell the to step off and say we play no games. You have to get in there face about it and make it with emotion. It means i'm not kidding, don't mess with me or I'll kick your ass.
Porsha: What are you looking at?
Tasha: What do you think?
Porsha: We play no game bitch.
We play no games by Missy July 1, 2004