Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.
Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."
Person B: "Are you serious?"
Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"
You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."
Person B: "Are you serious?"
Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"
You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."
by Rknep May 29, 2010
step-co-grandpibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.
Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.
by A GuyVegan October 12, 2017
When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
by Marioselak818 April 18, 2022
Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
by Princest September 26, 2023
by Munchie Sarah August 11, 2022
To approach in an aggressive manner.
To get up in someone's face.
To act in a way that would warrant an aggressive response.
To get up in someone's face.
To act in a way that would warrant an aggressive response.
"I'm just waiting for someone to step up on me so I can just goooo!"
"Don't you fucking step up on me like that."
"Don't you fucking step up on me like that."
by Markaiyo May 14, 2025