A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.
"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022
by BrickBurgundy November 09, 2013
Hot hoe summer is where your bf/gf or anybody you know gets hoes in the summertime pimp them out and drops them when school starts back up.
Gf:"I'm finna have a hot girl summer"
Bf: "no your not cause if you do ima have a hot hoe summer"
Gf:"I think ill be in the house this summer then" *sad face while otp with her hoe friends*
Bf: "no your not cause if you do ima have a hot hoe summer"
Gf:"I think ill be in the house this summer then" *sad face while otp with her hoe friends*
by cheesyyyyy May 11, 2022
Summer Swindley are basically perfect, their only flaw is that they are the biggest rages EVERRR! be scared when they are angry because they will threaten to kill you in your sleep and vow to hate you forever. Summer's love to workout, and have the worse fomo when her family works out without her, she doesn't eat anything unless it is 99.9% healthy . Summer is the PRETTIEST and smartest girl you'll ever meet and her humor is even better, she usually lives in a small house, but don't let that fool you because her family is loaded and building a mega phat mansion.
by _loverofjackG_ February 21, 2021
A summer fling when on vacation.
by Person...m July 29, 2021
When a bunch lesbians get together outside in the summertime and form a human centipede eating it from the back.
Hey Jane, I hear there’s going to be a Subaru summer event going on in p-town. You wash your clam to prepare?
by Lizzie the lezzie July 08, 2024
When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.
After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.
by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020