November 3

Bully all your shortest friends.

Tall friend: Hey today’s November 3, do you know what that means?
Small friend: Ohhh shit!
Small friend runs from the battle.

by WubbleBubbleball1 October 31, 2019

November 14

You are 2 weeks into No Nut November. Congratulations! You will usually be able to levitate at this point if you haven't nutted.

It's November 14, and I think I am starting to be able to levitate.

by BigOlBiscuit43 November 1, 2019

November 6

Tell everyone you’re pregnant

Person “ I’m pregnant”
Friend “ who’s the dad”
Person “ it’s November 6 national tell everyone your pregnant day”

by Frankie46 November 4, 2019

November 10

you’re probably bisexual but like girls more im sorry i don’t make the rules (aka im November 10th)

gay gal: i wonder if that girl over there is gay?
another girl: she definitely is- she was born on November 10th!

by moveimgay November 9, 2019

November 10th

beat the shit out of your smallest friend day.

"Hey did you know that its november 10th?" "Uh oh"

by DefinetlyNotAFake November 8, 2020

November 16th

The date that 'The Festival' was held on the Dream SMP; Jschlatt has a heart attack and fucking dies, Philza kills his son Wilbur Soot, and L'Manberg is destroyed.

Let me tell you a story of November 16th
The day my son let go all of his dreams
As he said to me, it was never meant to be

by Juju Toilet December 7, 2020

November 26

If your birthday or anything happens in November 26th nothing happens. Nothing happens on November’s 26th literally.

(Except that’s my birthday)

Man 1: My birthday is on November 26th
Man 2: No, you don’t exist I’m sorry

by Immunepanda October 16, 2019