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Sit down lunch

A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.
Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.
by Smitty$ January 15, 2021
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Messy Lunch

Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.
Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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Lunch Debt

School's nefarious way of punishing children and teenagers for being hungry, because for whatever reason The American School System decided that students deserve to experience severe anxiety and hunger for being poor.

It can also prevent students from graduating and can potentially force them into fucking foster care.
Lunch Debt was invented by fucking Satan
by I Can't Think of a Name lol January 28, 2024
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country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.
I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.
by JimTim July 1, 2015
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Tuesday after lunch

We have always said that the kite would be released on a Tuesday after lunch - Andy Wardley
by Kelly Down December 4, 2012
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boxed lunch

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!
Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 4, 2017
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Superior Lunch

Kelsie: Hey Landon! Did you have a superior lunch?
Landon: No, my wife wasn't home.
by Aaron Kristopherson December 13, 2023
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