by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

What you do when you need to fire an employee who is also a close friend. Take him out for steak and give 'em the pink slip.
by gravylegs January 19, 2009

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.
by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.
Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

Eating lunch, having lunch
by Kostech June 7, 2017

Lunch head is a nickname for a baby/toddler that is so fuckig cute that you just want to eat their head for lunch.
by dick smooth June 28, 2016

by meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! May 8, 2018
