unholy hasselhoff 

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.

The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.

unholy hasselhoff by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008

hassadiddy 

Thinkin' or acting like yer better than me. Bein' all uppity and sh*t. Can apply to a person or a situation.

Sometimes Tiffany-Ann can be a real hassadiddy bitch.
Grainfields Restaurant is too hassadiddy for me. Let's go to Husky.

hassadiddy by Keri Coveney November 16, 2006

hasselhoffing 

the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.

Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.

hasselhoffing by msmel March 18, 2010

Hassard 

The Abbreviation of this, is:

IAH

or:

IAFH

(It´s a fucking Hassard)


If you want to read a Hassard visit Talkhouse
Board: Bruhaha

Oh no!! I knew it! An IAFH!!!

Hassard by ELrik July 3, 2004

Hassaan 

Hassaan is a great person with numerous qualities and charm within him. If you've him in your life you're a blessed person because he will prove out to be a great friend, great lover, a very well-wisher and a very helpful person. He has the best nature and the purest heart. He is filled with enthusiasm and is ready to take up challenges and not only take up he'll make sure to win that challenge. For him letting go of opportunities is a big no and that's what makes him different from others. Apart from being a very intelligent person he is a great lover. He'll make sure to take care of you and love you in all your ups and downs. His love will be beyond your imagination and he'll never take credits for it. He'll make you feel like you're on top of the world and in the midst of all this you'll realise that he has become your world. And that's how my Hassaan is, and there is no other like him. ❤️

Never ever let go of Hassaan .

Hassaan by HJ__ May 28, 2018

Hashbrown Head 

The act of getting head while eating hashbrowns.

Jon: "Yeah, she gave me hashbrown head yesterday."

Curl: "What?"

Jon: "Trust me; awesome."

Hashbrown Head by Slow XxX Learner November 7, 2011

Hashem 

A fine Hansom young thang'. One who Runs the show with effortless swagger. One who has natural style that comes with ease, or.....Steeze...The perfect man for any job. The Leader. The FIRST best friend. The Never Frontin' always Stuntin'....Ride or Die Hommie....(MASCULINE DEFINITION)

Damn yo....That kids my role model....hes like....a TOTAL....Hashem!

Hashem by THAT COOL CAT January 9, 2011