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FaceBook Rehab

noun.
1. to take an extensive break from usage of the famous social networking site.
2. to 'unlike' & remove your 'fan' connection to unnecessary pages
3. to reduce the amount of time you spend facebook-ing
1. "I'm entering FaceBook Rehab for the month"
2. "I unliked tons of those pages today, bro"
3. "I'm cutting down on that this year. It's time for some FaceBook Rehab"
by Charmanderin June 28, 2010
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Facebook fragile

A friendship that can end just because of a disagreement on Facebook. As soon as one removes the other from their friend's list, the entire friendship is over and there will never be another word uttered between the two.
Usual suspects of the Facebook fragile relationship: People you've met online, people you've only recently started dating or old friends from grade school.
by shoujoboy August 1, 2011
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facebook mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife

2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Girl did you see Becky on Facebook with her kid?"

"Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!"

"Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"
by adnamasenoj March 25, 2014
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Facebooking

Being on www.facebook.com all day at work, after work, before work, during sleep, while taking a dump, at school.

Synonyms: myspacing, hi5ing, friendstering
1. Sorry boss, I couldn't finish the assignment cause I was busy facebooking all day.
by Raman L December 9, 2008
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facebook

1) noun; An online network for college students and faculty at certain universities. A student can create his/her own profile which may include a picture, highschool background, interests, and classes. A facebook member can create a friend network of other members on facebook, as well as join or make any facebook groups he/she desires.

2) verb; It can be used in any tense, referring to the action one does when one uses the facebook.
1) Dude, that chick's on the facebook!
2) Mm-mm, girlfriend. I ain't meetin' nobody I don't know off that facebook.
3) Aaah! I need to facebook!
4) Becky, have you facebooked lately?
5) Hey, sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called - I was facebooking.
by rocksteadygpc November 7, 2004
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faceboob

Placing one's head between a pair of boobs to facilitate the rubbing of the face with the breasts.
'Do you mind if I faceboob you'
'Go ahead'
'Brrrllllrrrr*'

*faceboobing is often accompanied by sounds similar to those of a bluppy or raspberry
by lorinery September 23, 2009
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Facebook Breakup

A methode of breaking up with your signifigant other through the facebook private messaging system. This methode of breaking up serves as a methode of identification for the lowest of the low.

Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.

For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character by the person ending the relationship.

Any person willing to resort to such a low methode of breakingup has never been, or never will be worth it.
Example 1:

Tom-"Mark! Sara just broke up with me though facebook... is she serious, a facebook breakup?"

Mark-*Blank stare* "I'll be right back"

Tom-"Where are you going?"

Mark-"Sara's Coronation, I hear she was just crowned Queen of the Douches, want to come?"

Tom-"No, I think i'll just send her a douchebag in the mail. I'm sure she'll understand why I couldn't make it."

Example 2:

Crystal-" Jen, Dave just boke up with me through facebook"

Jen-" Thats beyond low! Just forget him, he was clearly never worth it! a Facebook Breakup is a clear sign of no class"
by ...really?! January 8, 2009
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