Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable

Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."

by Bonbonben May 28, 2017

Strap Eating Goddess

An aggressive, feminine presenting lesbian woman.

“Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”

by Zoe Gawd November 27, 2017

taco eating fucker

Some one tht loves tacos but don't want to admit it

That Mexican is a taco eating fucker

by Mexicans for lif3 December 4, 2017

protective eating

Protective Eating occurs mostly when your with friends or family at not so ''fancy'' eateries

Physically blocking, protecting your food from others trying to eat them such as protective eating.

by ARandomAussie February 9, 2018

Ewok Eating Salami

Ewok Vagina Hairy

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami

by Clothears May 29, 2018

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

Frog eating toad

Someone who is stupid and annoying

Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad

by Oof.nope November 10, 2018