Hoop Earring Theory

It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.

Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!

by HoopChick May 18, 2009

ear ball

first concieved due to agent orange in the Mohican wars of 1476

Eye Ball <--> Ear

An eye on your ear

An ear on your eye

"wow his ear ball is throbbing"

"his huge hair covers his ear ball"

"god i miss the navy"

"damb the marines"

by Mohican Prince September 2, 2009

let's play it by ear

It's never going to happen.

Can we reschedule our date to next Saturday?

That's fine.

What time?

Let's play it by ear.

by Tommigun October 21, 2015

Ear Worm

When you get a penis stuck in your ear

"Sorry I can't talk right now I have an ear worm."

by The Unicorn Bith February 4, 2016

Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

by RES man October 20, 2009

food in your ears

When Julie doesn't hear her phone, beacuse she has so much food in her ears. (she eats ALOT)

"Oh sorry, I didn't hear my cell."
"Why? Because of all the food in your ears!?"

by klept December 6, 2006

Banana ear sex

During foreplay, the ear is lubricated with banana (previously peeled). Hence sex involving the ear and penis is vastly improved. The male then places his knob into the unsuspecting females ear, thrusting unforgivingly.

"I gave Allie banana ear sex violently whilst thinking of my mother."

by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008