A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase of massive quantities of jolt soda to keep him awake for the whole ride.
That dang stupid fool is doing another jolt drive from Baltimore to Boston this weekend, instead of just finding another fat woman to replace his whale of a girlfriend.
by flame sans e June 23, 2008
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When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.
by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010
Get the texas truck driver mug.Pure stupidity, leads to another branch of distracted driving and causes car accidents which leads to major injuries and even death.
Sally was caught texting and driving a little to late, she got distracted, which then caused a head on collision.
by boomiplaycclarinet September 3, 2016
Get the texting and driving mug.A person from the state of Wisconsin that decides to get behind a motor vehicle and practice the ways of Cheeseland:
-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source
-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source
Isn't 50 on the expressway acceptable? Why shouldn't I continue to drive in the left lane despite already getting flipped off 5 times? After all I am a Wisconsin driver!
by Angry Chicagoan April 9, 2011
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ZOMG YOU ACTUALLY LIKE INTERPOL?!?!!1? THEY'RE SOOOOOO DERIVATIVE. I MEAN C'MON, THEY TOOOOOOOOTALLY SOUND EXACTLY LIKE JOY DIVISION EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT JOY DIVISION IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER BECAUSE THEY CAME FIRST.
by I love JD too so STFU already December 19, 2008
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They gone take yoo’ face off
They gone rumble
They gone take yoo’ face off
They gone rumble
They gone take yoo’ face off
They gone rumble
They gone take yoo’ face off
(chyeah)
It’s about tribe, it’s about power
We stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours
And take what’s ours
Black & samoan in my veins
My culture banging with strange
I change the game so what’s my mo^^er-f^^ker name
Rock (what they gonna get though?)
Desecration, defamation
If you wanna bring it too the masses
Face too face now we escalatin’
When I have to put boots to a^^es
Mean on yaa’ like a dream
When I am rumblin’, you’re gonna scream mama
So bring drama too the king brahma (then what?)
Coming at ya with extreme mana (ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
They gone take yoo’ face off
They gone rumble
They gone take yoo’ face off
They gone rumble
They gone take yoo’ face off
They gone rumble
They gone take yoo’ face off
(chyeah)
It’s about tribe, it’s about power
We stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours
And take what’s ours
Black & samoan in my veins
My culture banging with strange
I change the game so what’s my mo^^er-f^^ker name
Rock (what they gonna get though?)
Desecration, defamation
If you wanna bring it too the masses
Face too face now we escalatin’
When I have to put boots to a^^es
Mean on yaa’ like a dream
When I am rumblin’, you’re gonna scream mama
So bring drama too the king brahma (then what?)
Coming at ya with extreme mana (ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
by yourmum5115152 November 17, 2021
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