the dirty stien

The act of tossing someones salad while simultaneously tickling their taint with your long, lucious eyelashes.

That Maybelline model could give me the dirty stien any day!

by Jupiter'sCock March 11, 2015

Dirty Barry

Porn, pure and simple!

"Gary was watching his favourite dirty Barry Channel whilst knocking one out"

by Melvyn Heinz May 30, 2018

dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.

I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.

by F1Chick March 11, 2019

Dirty Brexit

When you're fucking a European chick up the arse, pull out and she shits all over you and your sheets.

"How was your date with Monika, Dave?"

"It was going really well, right up until she did a Dirty Brexit on me..."

by Big Goth Bob March 27, 2017

Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats

"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."

by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017

dirty adrianne

A girl, named Adrianne, who hits below the belt when referred to as, "Yo, Adrian!"

"Don't make the mistake of using a Rocky Reference. She'll Dirty Adrianne you!!

by amt4177 July 14, 2016

dirty sergey

after anal sex, the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls chin leaving a Lenin goatee.

"Melania, did you finish the chocolate mousse or is that a dirty sergey?"

by theflatline January 15, 2017