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crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017
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Wrap n Crap

Wrapping oneself in a tarp or blanket to conceal taking a dump in public.
After the festival, the honey buckets were all taken. So, Bobby pulled a quick wrap n crap, and we were on our way. I should have told him to leave it behind.
by Ice Cream Operator February 6, 2022
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Crap

You
Ur crap man.
by Geoplanes March 18, 2021
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Crap

The true definition of this is simply a dirty ass whole which is supplied by M.O.N.S.E this industry specializes in the nastiest dirty shit wholes ever to be seen or smelt, if you have the misfortune of getting that close
best friend, fa-breeze, dirty, plunger, red head blue eyed Mexicans, crap
by jacob tu tu October 19, 2010
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snap n crap

when you get so mad you poop!
A: wow sam got so mad in our meeting today he really snapped n crapped
B: A snap n crap?! god I hate when that happens to me
by talisman.boys January 6, 2025
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Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
by Funcky John June 22, 2022
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throws crap

The same thing as "blows balls" or "sucks ass" except used if children or Christians are around.
Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)
by slenderMAN666777 October 21, 2021
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