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Country-humpkin

Good looking country music artist who emulates a country-bumpkin.
Jason Aldean is kinda a hillbilly but there's something about him that makes him, all, you know, country-humpkin.

Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
by GoodGolly December 18, 2012
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Country Fritter

A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.
Emma-That kid won’t get off of his phone!
Delilah- He’s a country fritter I bet!
by pow3rup^ January 29, 2022
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Underground Country

A large piece of land only accessible by those who are invited and/or have completed the initiation ceremony.
Antopia is an underground country ran by the mafia king.
by Kg_cv February 16, 2021
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The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
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Country creme

When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw
Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss

Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
by Niggerballs420 October 16, 2021
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country enema

The act of peeing in ones butthole during anal copulation. Peeing inside the anal cavity
Ashley was constipated for 7 days so Jay decided to give her a good ole country enema.
by Johnny Wadd 1981 May 2, 2021
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country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.
Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock
by Its brain February 18, 2017
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