don't bump tha blunt

meaning, don't fuck up the rotation.

puff puff give, man, don't bump tha blunt.

by the surly mermaid May 27, 2005

bump n scootch

the act of picking a pocket

GIve 'em the old bump n scootch

by Def Bommy May 05, 2003

Brooke county speed bump

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate

Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe

by Salty Steve February 10, 2015

Fungo slump nut bump

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track

Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

by Slumpbuster101 February 22, 2014

Head Bump, Fist Pump

1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.

1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.

by C.2.P. June 22, 2010

fist bump - good sesh

one of the best lines ever quoted.
term coined by the legendary Travis Deppeler.

Travis: "what up, fist bump - good sesh"

by travdawg April 29, 2011

Upside-down Fist Bump

The act of a regular fist bump, yet the fist is upside-down. This kind of fist bump is a rejection of the purpose of the fist bump, yet must be done for the purpose to fit in.

Ted: Dude, I just totally busted that wimp in the face
Victim's Friend: Oh, yeah man
Ted: (Requests a fist bump)
Victim's Friend: (Uses an Upside-Down Fist Bump)

by LexxiFoxxx May 15, 2011