The best football player in the world. His best friends name is Eli and he loves to drink...except the next day.
by Gage brooks July 8, 2018

Brooks is a brand owner (or at least he says he is) but people named brooks don’t ship orders and used the money he makes to buy bapestas
by Massivedickeatcentral January 4, 2023

A redheaded piece of shit fish that calls herself a mermaid to make up for the insult. All she cares about is animals and taco salad. Also gets thrown under the bus.
Brooke you smell like fish!
by JoeBidenisGay August 25, 2023

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022

To rise immediately following dinner and use the restroom so as to get out of helping with the dishes.
Following a delicious dinner the boy decided to pull a brooks, leaving the dishes for everyone else to wash.
by Pastor G November 22, 2019

by hahhwbebbtjuvcf August 25, 2021

Fairy emo goddess. You get nightmares from looking in her eyes. She hates kids and puppies. Amazing style! Very opened minded and will make you feel like an idiot if you are being one but loves you to death and just wants to make sure you’re ok.
by CarissaFostervold March 14, 2021
