Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.

"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"

by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025

satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy

My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)

by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025

Eggy Blowjob

The act of giving a blowjob while holding two boiled eggs in your mouth.

Come on I've already boiled the eggs, just give me a Eggy Blowjob

by Blargler May 26, 2025

black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.

You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.

by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025

Joshane-blowjobs

This is a blowjob invented by Joshane Emmanuel Asis. it involves blowjobbing the joshane way.

Lets do this joshane-blowjobs!

by Joshane Emmanuel Asis April 10, 2024

Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.

Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.

by ISwearIamtheRealJesusHChrist April 18, 2024