Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.
by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016
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Ruby Birthday

Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday

Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that

Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
by JohnPowell June 15, 2024
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mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando
*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
by Solidust January 7, 2017
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birthday backshots

When it is someone’s birthday you give them backshots to match their age.
Hey Jamal i heard you turned 40 today, you know what that means, 40 birthday backshots
by Kidthoucher69 June 6, 2024
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St. Louis Birthday

Celebrating a birthday/event an hour early/late depending on your time zone
Happy birthday!

But dude it’s 11 pm. We still have another hour…
Happy St. Louis birthday!
by Tdanella June 21, 2025
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Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.
by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019
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