by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016

Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday
Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that
Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that
Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
by JohnPowell June 15, 2024

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando
*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
by Solidust January 7, 2017

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by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019
