beer less

A person who does not have alcohol where alcohol is required at all times. The condition of this is only if the person has no beer.

Guy 1: hey man, you look beerless

Guy 2: I brought the vodka.

Guy 1: yea man but where's the beer? I guess no pong tonight since your beer less.

by Jcastello214 September 24, 2013

beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.

Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"

by Loopydave September 1, 2018

Punishment beer

A beer that is drank in order to punish a friend who has been a douche, that previously belonged to that friend.

Chris was being a total douche so we drank his Bud Light as a punishment beer.

by Rampage W. January 6, 2011

comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.

I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.

by bkjb99 January 24, 2015

Fizz Beer

Lager.

So called as lager is a fizzy beer with lots of bubbles.

"A pint of fizz beer please"

by Johnnyboyz98 October 2, 2022

beer pouch

a smaller and more "cute" lil beer belly
most commonly on girls
starts a lil above the belly button and stops right where your jeans start
DOES NOT STICK OUT PAST YOUR BOOBS!
if it does its a beer belly lol

boyfriend: aww u gotta lil stomach goin on there
me: aw what my beer pouch?

by Lil_Nikki1818 February 24, 2010

beer bongologist

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.

Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.

by UncleShakie July 8, 2014