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Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
by jbszee October 26, 2015
mugGet the Beer Safemug.

M-Beers

Beers that are opened, sipped, and immediately placed down. However, this process is repeated throughout the whole night by the same individual. As a result, the beers are found the next morning as a complete and utter waste.
After the party last night, I found all of M-Beers lying around. Yet he still denied that they were his.
by Ti Fi 33 April 7, 2010
mugGet the M-Beersmug.

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.
Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.
by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018
mugGet the crater-beeringmug.

beer bitch

The legal drinking age friend of an underage person who supplies the underage person with alcohol.
I gave my beer bitch some money to stop at the liquor store on the way to the party.
by f-liberals May 24, 2016
mugGet the beer bitchmug.

Beer Transplant

The process of transporting ice to another cooling station without letting the beer warm and become skunked "nasty taste"
Guy 1: "wow how did you get this beer to stay cold all the way from your house to hear?

Guy 2: *shivers* ....I had the max AC on the whole way here. With the windows closed so I could make the perfect "Beer Transplant" from my refrigerator to your's
by ck1992 October 10, 2014
mugGet the Beer Transplantmug.

Beer Slurp

the act of drinking spilled beer off of a bar or table
Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!
by PARTYSAVER November 20, 2009
mugGet the Beer Slurpmug.

Floor beer

An unfinished beer left on the floor of house or garage that you got out of the fridge. You get this beer out of the fridge to act like you’re keeping up with your friends but leave it on the ground because you can’t finish it. Also see Archer Butler.
Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.
by Floorbeer May 29, 2019
mugGet the Floor beermug.

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