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Arse beans 

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair
“You’ve got arse beans
Arse beans by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019

Sick Beans 

Sick + Cool beans = Sick Beans!!
"there is leftover poop for you" "Sick Beans!"

Cado Beans 

Avocado seed.

Pregnant cado’s baby.

The Avocado version of Cardi B.
Löwe is a little extra, like guac, but she’s not as diva as Cado Beans.
Cado Beans by WatermelonBean#TKS December 22, 2019

cool beans 

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."
person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.
cool beans by confusedindigo March 5, 2020

moist beans 

the most disgusting thing you could ever say
friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"