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Sporran Basher

Used to describe an unusually agressive lesbian, not specifically one of Jock heritage.
Girl tells guy to get lost at the bar after guy delivers a shite chat up line. Guy returns to his friends explaining his unsuccessful attempt by stating "Obviously a sporran basher!"
by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009
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ovary basher

A penis that is so large that when the guy has sex with a woman her ovaries hurt the next day.
I gave her the ovary basher last night.
by tbean June 25, 2010
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Squaddie Basher

A young girl, usually a teenager or young adult, who goes around and has sex with squaddies.
She will usually hang around public places, such as shopping centres or fast food restraunts, on occasions outside the army camp, and will get picked up by random men and have sex with them.
that girl is such a slag , a total squaddie basher
by LovingLewis June 9, 2011
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The bashers

The bashers are the current rulers of planet clom in which they used a very special attack to achieve. They're also attending Katriona Weiss Sanwells maths classes. The bashers are a grand wee bunch. Don't mess with the bashers.
Basher Keane: oi ee the bashers help I just pood ma pants
Basher Ewan: jings crivens help ma boab!
Basher Jace: proof?
by Jacyhens17 April 9, 2021
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bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.
Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
by GAGGOT January 17, 2010
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Baghead

A gaunt and scruffy looking drug addict that can be mistaken as "Gollumn" from Lord of the rings.
Bagheads are usually found lurking around derelict or secluded areas looking for needles. If you are brave enough to approach one, you may be confronted with a clinical stench, brown teeth or just a bag of bones.

Bagheads are not extinct as they survive on a modern liquid food called Smack. They live of the state benefit but are often seen claiming poverty by asking for "20p for the phone".

Bagheads spend the majority of their short lives hibernating under Park benches and forrest & wooded areas. The majority of bagheads that don't hibernate usually spend their days unconscious.
by Lilmiss_gobby August 21, 2016
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Baher

You a fucking baher you always own me you twak hoe.
by Vallam Jousena October 29, 2017
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