A friendly giant with a killer singing voice. Frequently seen running the local slums. Probably has like 33 houses.
by friendlyneighborhoodrenter November 29, 2021

Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.
by NBreezii June 5, 2019

Is a meal deal maniac. He eats a lot and eats and eats, pens are often stuck up his crack hole when it's open during most of his classes.
by BMPT July 5, 2019

by yxung_turd February 1, 2019

by Billiana November 23, 2021

by youramonkeybitch August 19, 2025

The act of philosophically sleeping on the floor. Typically a person engaged in brianing places thier forehand on ones jawline.
You were brianing so hard last night.
by Fbleroux April 19, 2018
