The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
Get the Austin Dyer Specialmug. A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!
by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022
Get the Austinmug. 
by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022
Get the Austinmug. he's doing the austin again
by XEMPTED April 23, 2024
Get the Austinmug. Austin a guy who people like most of the time but is actually a dumb lanky white kid the no ones likes
Oh No austin
by Condom sucker December 29, 2021
Get the Austinmug. Someone who is an absolute cutie and is very very athletic but there best sport is baseball. They tend to be pretty quiet but they are super sweet and caring.
Person1: Do you know Austin?
Person2: Oh yeah that adorbs baseball player. If you ever have him, don’t let him go.
Person2: Oh yeah that adorbs baseball player. If you ever have him, don’t let him go.
by kanye_enthusiast March 28, 2022
Get the Austinmug.