asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.

Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4

by Kiko February 1, 2004

2nd Asshole

The mate an attractive person has instead of you. Saying that a girl's boyfriend is her 2nd Asshole implies that she should dump him and choose you as a mate instead.
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Meg has 2 assholes-the one under her skirt and the 2nd Asshole whom she dates!
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by Xelena November 30, 2010

asshole-pushup

when someone eats the last bite of ice cream, takes the last hit, or simply consumes the final anything without asking anyone else first, they become an asshole. A consequential pushup or act of homage is then exhibited by the perpetrator.

"Dude thanks for not asking first before taking the last gummy worm! Get on the floor and do an asshole-pushup!"

by caligirl21 October 9, 2009

asshole drink

A mixed drink that is at least 50% alcohol. The alcohol should be cheap like Vladdy or anything that is around 10 bucks a handle mixed with a crappy mixer like orange soda or lemon-ade

My friend wasnt enjoying the party so i made him an asshole drink. He got laid that night and doesnt remember any of it.

by The biggest asshole out there January 28, 2008

Black asshole

something you call some one that is being as annoying as the damn niggers, or any black ass

"Brent you black asshole stop trying to have sex with me!!"

by blackpplsuck May 2, 2010

asshole lips

When someone does nothing but talk shit.

*Leave a message at the sound of the beep* BEEP..." Yo asshole lips, call me back ". ( Andrew Dice Clay voice )

by CodeBlvck November 30, 2015

asshole mentality

thinking like an asshole or just being plain ruthless

bobby: oscar can i have a dollar

oscar: hell no

bobby: you gotta job

oscar: but i dont get paid till friday

oscar: so what

bobby: please

oscar: do i look like a bank to you

bobby: no

oscar: ok then

bobby: you got that asshole mentality i swear

by Phoenix Fly May 17, 2010