Ass Pastry

A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.

After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.

by Jamal's Penis November 3, 2009

ass pincher

some who pinches asses

Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch

by schottegon January 21, 2009

ass yo

An expression used to express distraught.

Also used to show excitement.

"Ass yo, I just got pwnd"

"ASS YO, I heard Sam went down on Erik V! I always knew he was gay!"

by 1timeatbandcamp January 23, 2009

plop ass

The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.

Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.

by Kaibe November 14, 2006

Hayden's Ass

A giant ass like so big. He himself describes it as squishy.

Guy 1 : wow look at Hayden's Ass.
Guy 2 : wow thats so big.

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

by Subtle777 October 23, 2012

Ass Gadget

An anal sex-toy. Specifically, the name given to anal sex toys that are used by straight men.....who just "happen" to be "curious."

Brett swears he's not gay, he just tried the ass gadget out of curiosity

by The_Golden_Gopher March 1, 2009