sir richard

The most annoying person in the whole fucking world.

OMG. Sir Richard just stepped on my foot he is soooooo annoying

by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019

grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.

Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*

by Fractious1 December 29, 2017

Richard

The male version of a ‘Karen’

A customer asked to see my manager because I told him he couldn’t use expired coupons, he was being such a Richard

by BNHarr5 October 28, 2020

Richard Head Syndrome

The Richard Head syndrome is a disease in which you cannot get over something. Specifically liberal19 aka covid and your enjoyment to vote for change. With the disease you need to repeat yourself for months or years. Might even turn into decades. You can’t help yourself from continuously posting on social media, blowing up friends and family phones, shouting in public, etc.

I think our friend Rick is crazy. He is posting his emotions about Covid and voting on yupbook again. No he just has Richard Head syndrome

by Carlson99 May 28, 2025

Richard Madeley

When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.

Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley

I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley

When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley

People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys

by Hector McGinley August 20, 2024

Richard

An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.

Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard

by Toccy May 30, 2022

Richard you coming?

When you an a group of people are doing something you shouldn't be and you hear or see someone you say the phrase above And everyone acts normal

*you and your friends are vaping in the school bathroom and someone walks in*

Friend 1: who is it?

Friend 2: i don't know lemme see

Friend 2: shit Yo Richard you coming?

Friend 1: *pretends he's taking a piss* yea one second.

by Havjdihw December 8, 2017