The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019
Get the Silenced Guided Dildo Launchermug. by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025
Get the Dildo of Justicemug. Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it
"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"
by blackwolfhell March 4, 2022
Get the Concrete Dildomug. A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
Get the Spicy Fire Dildomug. by MeminDemon October 29, 2019
Get the Dildomug. A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
Get the Where’s Dildo?mug.