plop ass

The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.
Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.

by Kaibe November 14, 2006
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Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time
Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass
by JEFF GERB June 21, 2007
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Ass Gadget

An anal sex-toy. Specifically, the name given to anal sex toys that are used by straight men.....who just "happen" to be "curious."
Brett swears he's not gay, he just tried the ass gadget out of curiosity
by The_Golden_Gopher March 02, 2009
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Garden ass

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.
"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."
by 13th May 23, 2013
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Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
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Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.
Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.
by StrongB December 02, 2021
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fuzzy ass

A term used for when a girls ass hair is longer than the hair on her head
by taddllleeetittuessssss July 16, 2015
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