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skeet

Running away from your father. Mostly because they want to beat you, or ask for money for beer.
"Yeah, sometimes you just skeet away from your father."
by TheTruthWizardAlsoDadComeHome February 1, 2019
mugGet the skeetmug.

Skeeted

To be caught in 4k trying to have sex with a minor.
Term often used by Skeeter Jean on the "to skeet a predator" show.
The word is used as a way to make fun of the situation and to humiliate the alleged predator.
Safe to say, if you are ever in a situation where you can be skeeted, you should probably reevaluate your life choices.
Skeet Hansen: So do you have any other questions?
Predator: I swear man this is my first time I will never do this again you have my word
Skeet Hansen: Well in that case, my name is Skeet Hansen I am with the predatorial investigation unit, we are currently doing an online series about adults who try to meet up with minors, and you have been skeeted.
by EYAL5555 September 18, 2023
mugGet the Skeetedmug.

Skeet

Cum or jucies that cum pun intended out of a man's penis
Boy:I'm about to skeet
by Ya B June 23, 2018
mugGet the Skeetmug.

SKEET

It is usually used for anything but it has to be thing related. It is sometimes used for water skiing and skiing
john said bob are you drinking that skeet ( juice? )
bob said yes Its very tasty.
by Airstrike lol June 11, 2018
mugGet the SKEETmug.

Skeeted

When you get caught by Skeet Hanson. The persona of the YouTuber Skeeter Jean who catcher predators like Chris Hanson hence the name Skeet Hanson which is a combo of Skeet Jean and Chris Hanson
A pedo just got caught by Skeet Hanson and is in cuffs

Skeet Hanson: I'm Skeet Hanson with the predatorial investigation unit and you have been skeeted.
by WilllovesJoshhutcherson July 13, 2024
mugGet the Skeetedmug.

Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.
"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"
by corndog1111 May 17, 2016
mugGet the Skeet Stouchemug.

Skeet

To ejaculate into someone "My Uncle went skeet skeet in my anus"
by IMaTHICCYSUCCIT November 27, 2018
mugGet the Skeetmug.

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