vagina canyon

We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.
"That man is so deep in his vagina canyon he will never get out"
by Vaginacanyonoriginator February 02, 2016
Get the vagina canyon mug.

clapped vagina

When the clapped vagina is so loose you get loat in 2 seconds
by Axell Owyhee January 26, 2018
Get the clapped vagina mug.

vagina boat

When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.
"Bro, she had a vagina boat in Las Vegas."
by The Thomas/Tommy September 19, 2015
Get the vagina boat mug.

vagina slay

“that food was so good” person 1
“yeah that restaurant is so vagina slay” person 2
by February 16, 2022
Get the vagina slay mug.

Vagina Louvre

The small inverted triangle that light sometimes shines through when fit women wear spandex pants(yoga pants)

Also known as the Cameltoe Valley
That skinny dime over there with the vagina louvre really needs to wear yoga pants more often.

That vagina louvre gave me a boner
by McNugget1654 February 02, 2012
Get the Vagina Louvre mug.

vagina badge

when one does something exceptionally feminine i.e. freak out when they break a nail, cry at movies, etc
"congratz bro, you just earned your vagina badge!"
by -shawn May 22, 2014
Get the vagina badge mug.

Anxiety Vagina

When you have anxiety and are not able to get wet or reach orgasm.
I wanted to have sex with my SO, but the anxiety vagina was so bad, I couldn't get wet.
by Gigi Engle August 24, 2016
Get the Anxiety Vagina mug.