Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.

There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025

Fast Typing Syndrome

A syndrome in which when you type too fast, You'll begin to miss spaces, letters or any other key. It can be acronymized into "FTS"

I accidentally wrote "Bamtan" instead of "Batman", Looks like my FTS (Fast Typing Syndrome) has got me!

by Spark the Electric Jester September 9, 2025

Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.

Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024

Type Penjo

1. A thc vaporizing pen

Ex: Dude hand me the Type Penjo!

2. A W friend

Ex: Waddup lil Type Penjo!

1. Dude hand me the type penjo!
2. I’m fiening for a type penjo.
3. Holy Type Penjo!
4. What’s up lil Type Penjo?
5. Your a Type Penjo.

by HolyPenjo April 26, 2023

Type shit

the men version of periodt. it obviously sounds better than PERIODTT SIS

"my day was great" "type shit"

by supernigga12225 April 23, 2024

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Julia Hsu's Type Of Vagina Are Not Approved To Have Sexual Intercourse With Until 2028

Julia Hsu's Type Of Vagina Are Not Approved To Have Sexual Intercourse With Until 2028

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

how do i type

used by ppl who dont know how to type apparently

Person 1: How do i type

Person 2: ??? Wdym u just typed

Person 1: Nuh uh

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025