twitter

a place that no one will tolerate your f*cking opinion

'damn man, you heard about twitter' says a guy

'ye bro, heard that no one gives a shit bout what you like there'

'aight imma post i like anime'

*instantly gets cancelled

by quadruple_bingus May 20, 2022

Twitter

A hellish site full of a bunch of idiots who think it's ok to fuck animals, and that kids can consent, Also a bunch of people who find anything offensive

Twitter user: "Guys kids and animals can consent, im a proud zoophile and i thought german luigi was offensive 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

by Ihategachalife May 30, 2022

Twitter

A literal Dumpster fire, the only good parts are when you say something educational or in a minor section that won’t throw a hissy fit over the first syllable of your sentence

Person 1: I have a Twitter profile
Person 2: Why are you signed in to the Dumpster fire that is Twitter.com

by Json1040 May 31, 2022

Twitter

funniest shit ever

why is twitter free? fuck you thats why

by add u/ADWR46290 on reddit April 7, 2022

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail

First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is a Famous social media

And a Place where everyday they cancel someone

Twitter is The worst social media in history

by Force1022 April 20, 2022