Goon to a twin day

Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?

by TwistXL August 29, 2025

Twin Towers

Unless you have Alzheimers disease, I don't think we should be discussing this topic.

Or if you are Osama reincarnated from heaven

We are totally not terrorists, and not going to make this plane crash into the Twin Towers. We are totally normal tourists who haven't seen the inside of a cabin. Totally. Translate what I said into Arabic

by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023

Polish Twins

Twins that are born within 15 months of each other.

My dad and uncle are polish twins!

by ryleeurl January 22, 2025

Food Twins

When you consciously or subconsciously eat the same exact meals as another person.

My friend and I ate the same thing for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and we weren't even hanging out, we're Food Twins.

by FoodTwins August 14, 2017

Mass twinning

A form of twinning involving multiple people being transformed into a copy of someone else, as compared to just a single person. This is the most common form of twinning as it's used in media

I hope there's a mass twinning apocalypse soon because I can't deal with this shit anymore

by Bambianca January 5, 2024

panda eyed twins

Sadiq Khan and Nigel lost at birth

panda eyed twins

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011